WARNING: The Following Post is NSFW!

 

You have been warned, so don't whine if you get busted at work :P

Wow! The Imgur Gallery of this project made the front page of Imgur and of Reddit!

Behold! The Iron Dildo of Oppression! - (3.28.2016)

But first, a story...

Many moons ago a friend of mine, "Scary" Tom and said to me when asked how he was doing, while obviously angry, he replied "Other than the Iron Dildo of Oppression being firmly wedged between my ass cheeks, I'm fine!" and then he walked off in a huff.

I laughed so hard that I actually fell out of my chair!

I swore one day that I would make the Iron Dildo of Oppression, even as just a joke, and here he is!

How It Came To Be

Early in March 2016 a few friends and I were sitting around a table at a cafe having a few beers after a blacksmithing event and the story was brought up by someone I'd mentioned it to on another occasion, well, the discussion really took off at that point with one of the apprentices asking how she could help make this happen, and I replied with, "Well, you can find me a really huge dildo to make a mold of!". Many a dick joke was made, but then time went on. Fast forward to a blacksmithing event in Mississippi at the end of March and said apprentice shows up with a giant rubber dong. At that point you really don't have much of a choice but to make a mold and cast it in iron, so that's exactly what we did.

Although, I'm not totally finished, I'm thinking of engraving "OPPRESSION" on the sides and am thinking of adding a barbed wire Prince Albert. If so I'll update the gallery when it's done. In the meantime, please enjoy these pictures of the legendary dong's creation.

 

Many more pictures are available on our Imgur Page.